Hall of the Mountain King

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HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING Act I - Scene I A cramped room smelling of damp tweed and burnt porridge. DICK THE RABBIT sits inside a galvanized bucket, staring unblinkingly at an invisible horizon. TIVO enters carrying an empty tea service. TIVO: The water is cold, Dick. It has been cold since the administration took over the staircase. DICK THE RABBIT: Let it freeze. The rabbit knows what the bucket knows.
SO I ADDED A LINE IN GREEN TYPE THAT IS BARELY FUCKING READABLE. got that fixed and this is now or better be a page.
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